Baguette of Vengeance [LW]

Name: Baguette of Vengeance
Appearance:
12ft long piece of bread


Rank: D
Special Abilities:

GO GO EXTENDO ARMS!: If consumed user can extend their arms to whatever length they want however their arms are forever stuck at that length and will act as rubber.

Meteor Strike. . .I Think?:This ability allows the user to conjure a meteor strike to fly down towards the area of which take 5 posts for it to fully fall.  The meteor starts off at the size of 40m in diameter however as each post passes the meteor begins to deteriorate to the point where the fifth post it becomes a pebble that shatters against the target on contact like dust.

Chakra regeneration! WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!: If consumed the user can regen their chakra for one post, but heres the kicker the chakra is generated in one specific area, ahem yes you guessed it the crotch, and can't be used from anywhere but the crotch, oh did I mention it regens like C rank health.  If you have problems getting it down please contact medical emergencies.

STEROIDS GOOOOOOOO: if consumed the user gets +2 strength stats for one post but at the end of the post they are constipated for the remainder of the topic. Yikes talk about strength, strength of your BOWLS! BADUMTSS

Price: Event Prize
Character Specific:Event Prize Winner
Bonus Requirements: Win in the Non-PVP

Backstory:
-FUCK YOU IT'S BREAD!

This makes me angry. It also makes me happy. Neither of these affect the approval